Friday, August 10, 2012

Day spent without laughter is a day wasted !!

 

 

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger? 

Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet. 

Dad: How does that satisfy you? 

Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush. 

 

 

Dad: Do u know how 2 swim? 

Tintumon: No. 

Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim. 

Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim? 

Dad: For sure! 

Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog? 

 

 

Tintumon called FM radio & said 

"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur…. 

Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…? 

Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… 

 

 

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo. 

The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression. 

"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …" 

"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly. 

"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished. 

 

 

Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school. 

He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" 

 

 

Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium? 

Tintumon:BA 

Prof.: For Sodium? 

Tintumon:NA 

Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines? 

Tintumon:"BANANA"

 

The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. 

"There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"

Tintumon shouted, "Okay – you start."

 

Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.

Tintumon didn't write.

Teacher: why are you not writing?

Tintumon : I'm waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….

 

 

 PROFESSOR 

A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?" 

Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA" 

professor: "I don't understand anything" 

Tintumon: "same 2 you

 

 

PTA Meeting 

Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow….. 

Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ? 

Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal ! 

 

 

Techy Tintumon 

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking.. 

Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

 

Don't laugh alone, forward this mail to your friends and let them take their Laughing dose for the Day J

 

 

 

 

 

            Happy Weekend..!

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World Before WORLD WAR II

Some true facts of life.....

 

 

 

Ultimate Truth ............ Cool ones!!!

Ultimate truth    Cool Ones!!!

 

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.



To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.



The road to success??.. Is always under construction.



Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.



In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.




Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.



Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.



If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.



You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.



Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.



As soon as you mention something
: if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.



He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.



If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late. Because u missed d first one.



Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.



When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.



If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.



Especially for
Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.



You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.



The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.



After a long wait for bus, two
buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other.



If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a huge chance of power cut tonight.



Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker


The important one

When you chatting with your friends in office… using mobile/communicator/g-talk….you always find your PM/PL/TL standing near you & watching you…. J

 

 

 

 

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How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you move the mouse. ?

Who hasn't asked this question?
How the little arrow moves on the screen of your computer when you
move the mouse.
The mystery is finally solved......
Click on the link below, move the mouse towards the centre of the
screen and all will be revealed.
Keep moving the mouse back and forth and stop in the centre.

Open the below Link........


http://2006.1-click.jp/

Keep Smiling...!! :) :)

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India's Most Luxurious Train...!!!!

 

 

 

It is considered to be the ultimate ride on rails. The Royale Indian Rail Tours offers one of the most
luxurious train journeys across India's most beautiful locales. The Maharajas' Express is one of the six luxury trains in India that promises to offer the best in travel, traditional food and hospitality.

 

 

 

The fares for this luxurious travel range from Rs 212,000 ($4,725) for a single cabin to Rs 900,000 ($17,500) for the presidential suite for a 7-day trip on a 'classical journey'. The 'Classical India' tour (7 days/6 nights) starts from Delhi and passes through Agra, Gwalior, Khajuraho, Bandhavgarh, Varanasi, and Lucknow, before returning to Delhi.

 

 

 

 

 

For a 'Princely India' trip (8 days/7 nights), it costs Rs 243,000 ($5,400) for single accommodation, Rs 321,000 ($7,140) for double occupancy and Rs 900,000 ($17,500) for the presidential suite. This particular trip starts from Mumbai and passes through Vadodara, Udaipur, Jodhpur, Bikaner, Jaipur, Ranthambore, Agra, and finally ends at New Delhi.

 

 

 

 

 

The train criss-crosses through some of the most beautiful locales in the country offering a panoramic view of India's countryside. The Royal India tour (8 days/7 nights) takes you from Delhi to Agra, Ranthambore, Jaipur, Bikaner, Jodhpur, Udaipur, Vadodara, before winding up at Mumbai.

 

 

 


The train chugs along the majestic ghats, deserts, lush green fields, scenic villages and rivers of western and north India.

 

 


The Maharaja Express redefines luxury travel with five-star hotel hospitality and high-tech modern amenities all along the journey.

 

 

 

The pan-India super luxury has a total of 23 coaches with a passenger capacity of 84. It has five deluxe cars each with four cabins, six junior suite cars with three cabins; two suite cars with two cabins each and finally the presidential suite that occupies an entire compartment. Every cabin has large panoramic windows, individual temperature controls, the first of its kind in India.

 

 

 

It also has LCD televisions, DVD players, direct dial telephone, electronic safe deposit box and internet facilities to make the journey an unforgettable experience.

 

 

 

The train is operated by Royale Indian Rail Tours Ltd (RIRTL), a joint venture between Cox and Kings (India) Ltd and Indian Railways Catering and Tourism Corporation (IRCTC).

 

 

 

A royal banquet for passengers, the Maharajas' Express has two fine dining restaurants that seat 42 persons at a time. Wine and beer are complimentary. A bar with the choicest collection of house wines also offers beer and spirits along with snacks that are complimentary for every passenger.  There's also a lounge-cum-bar with comfortable club armchairs. The deluxe cabin is decked up in lavish style.

 

 

 

The Maharajas' Express also houses a high-end boutique, featuring exquisite and unique creations. The tour package includes guided train excursions at different places. The fare includes entrance fees at various sight seeing places, camera fee, transport and services of a guide, complimentary tea, coffee and mineral water on board and porterage at stations.

 

 

 

The Maharajas' Express is comprehensively insured for fire, earthquake, theft and terrorism. All guests are covered under an umbrella insurance cover.

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Happy friendship day August 5th Celebrate Friendship

Hi Friend,
A bit of ego we may have,



And a lot of
fights too,



Watch
on each others back,




But together we go thru
life too....




All the
quarrels passed by,



A many
squabbles yet to come,



In the
love we may be,




But never are we going to
change often,




We will be together,




Chasing each other,

 

 

FRIENDS FOREVER…….

                                       

 

 

 

 

 

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Close frnd.............worth having such a frnd :)

 

 



 

 

 

 


 
 



 


 


















 


 

 

     Smile PleaseJ…,

 

 

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