Monday, September 3, 2012

LOLZZ.......good one...!!!

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?
 
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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
 
"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!
 
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When do you knw ur in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
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Wht is the Diff b/w
Young Age & Old Age?
 
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Simple..
 
In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
 
In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-
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"Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
 
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
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A Ques Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?
 
The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognise?
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V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...
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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
 
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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess "FOOLAN DEVI..
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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........
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What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.
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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?
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100% Attendence...
 
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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI
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SUNAMI ?
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!
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Last but not least:-P


Difference between Friend & Wife
 
U can Tell ur Friend
"U r my Best Friend"
But
 
Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A HEART TOUCHING LOVE STORY //Best Of All

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

A HEART TOUCHING LOVE STORY
Boy- i missed u at school 2day, y
weren't u there?
girl- yeah, i had to go to the
doctor.
boy- oh realy? y?
girl- oh nothin, annual shots,
thatsall.
boy- oh
girl- so wht did we do in math
2day?
boy- u didnt miss ne thing that
great.......just lots of notes
girl- ok good
boy- yeah
girl- hey i have a question......
boy- ok, ask away
girl-........how much do u love me?
boy- u kno i love u more than
anything
girl- yeah.....
boy- y did u ask?
girl-................>silence<..........
boy- is something wrong?
girl- no nothing at all
boy- good.
girl- ..............how much do u care
about me?
boy- i would give u the world in a
heartbeat if i could.
girl- u would?
boy- yeah.........ofcourse i
would>sounding worried< is
there something wrong??
girl- no, everythings fine......
boy- are u sure?
girl- yeah.
boy- ok.......i hope so.
girl- ..............would u die for me?
boy- i would take a bullet for u
anyday, hun
girl- realy?
boy- anyday. now seriously, is
there something wrong???
girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're
fine,everyones fine.
boy- ............ok
girl-......................well i have to go i'll
cu 2morrow at school.
boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.
girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.
THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:
boy- hey, have u seen my g/f
2day?
friend- no
boy- oh.
friend- she wasnt here yesterday
either.
boy- i know, she was acting all
wierd on the phone last nite.
friend- well dude u kno how
gurlsare sumtimes
boy- yeah........butnot her.
friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.
boy- k well i gotta get 2 english,
i'llc ya after school.
friend- yeah i gotta get to
science,ttyl.
THAT NIGHT:
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?
boy- hey
girl- oh, hi.
boy- y weren't u at school 2day?
girl- uh.......i had another doctor
appointment.
boy- are u sick?
girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my
mom's callin on my other line.
boy- ill wait.
girl- it may take a while, ill call u
later.
boy-........alright, i love u hun.
very long pause<
girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i
think we should break up.
boy- what???
girl- its the best thing for us right
now.
boy- y????
girl- i love u.
click<
THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL
FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT
ANSWER HER PHONE.
boy- hey dude
friend- hey
boy- whats up
friend- nothin, hey have u talked
2ur ex lately?
boy- no
friend- so u didnt hear?
boy- hear what?
friend- um idk if i should be the
one to tell u......
boy- dude, wtf tell me
friend- uh....call this
number....433-555-3468
boy- ok............
BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county
hospital, this is nurse beckam.
boy- uh.......i must have the wrong
number, im looking for my friend.
voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)
voice- yes, this is the right
number, she is one of our
patients here.
boy- rele? y? what happened???
how is she???
voice- her room number is ..646,
in building A, suite 3.
boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!
voice- plz come by sir and you
cansee her, goodbye.
boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*
BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO
ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3.
GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL
BED.
boy- omg are u ok??
girl- ..................
boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!
girl- i..........
boy- u what?? U WHAT???
girl- i have cancer and im on life
support
boy- .....................>breaks into
tears< ......................
girl- they're taking me off 2night
boy- y??
girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt
boy- y didnt u tell me????
girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.
boy- u could never hurt me
girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt
boutme as the same i felt bout u.
boy- ?girl- i love u more than
anything, i would give u the world
in a heartbeat. i would die for you
andtake a bullet for you.
boy- ...........
girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill
always be here w/u
boy- then y'd u break up w/me?
nurse- young man, visiting hours
are over.
BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF
LIFESUPPORT, AND DIES.
but wht the boy didn't kno is that
the girl only asked him those
questions so she could hear him
say it one last time, and she only
broke up w/him because she
knew she only had 3 more weeks
to live, and thought it would
cause him less pain and give him
time to get over her before she
died.
NEXT DAY
the boy is found dead with a gun
in his hand..with a note in the
other...
THE NOTE SAID:i told her i would
take a bullet for her....just like she
said she
would die for me..!!'

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BEWARE !!

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone contacts list/directory after her handbag was stolen.

Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, purse, etc.., was stolen.

Twenty minutes later she called her husband, from a pay telephone telling him what had happened.

Her husband said, 'I have just received your text message asking about our bank PIN number and I have replied a little while ago.'

When they rushed down to the bank, the staff told them all the money was already withdrawn.

The thief had actually used the stolen mobile phone to text her husband listed in the cell phone contacts list and got hold of their bank ATM card pin number.

Within twenty minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account.

Moral of the story:

Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people on your cell phone contact list.

Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Mom, Dad, etc..,

And very importantly, when sensitive information is being asked for through text messages, CONFIRM by calling back.

Also, when you are being text messaged by friends or family to meet them somewhere, be sure to call back to confirm whether that message came from them..

If you do not reach them, be very careful about going places to meet 'family and friends' who text you.

PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON.

I never thought about THAT!

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Creativity at its best.....

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

Hi,

 

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Impact of IT in a family...

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

Must Read Comical!!!

Similar to our WSR (Weekly Status Report - For those who are not in IT) meetings…………..

Who knows, this might come true in the near future… JJJJJJJ 

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?
   
Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school. 
   
Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.
              (By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)
   
I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again
1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items
2. Family Strategy
2. Rahul's Education
3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad
   
I hope everyone have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).
Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?
   
Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in ELM Portal. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV 
   
Sekar: Sounds Good. 
   
Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?
   
Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time. 
   
Sekar: That's good
   
Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose. 
   
Sekar: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.
Can you explain to me what went wrong?
   
Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.
   
Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don't have money to pay for the premium. 
   
Sekar:
Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on 'doing') after coming from college? 
   
Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work. 
   
Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

ü  Asking servant maid to leave her job

ü  Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner

ü   Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks

ü   Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)

ü   Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV

ü   Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner

ü  Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.

ü  Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide 'Pongal' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste

ü   Sheela, stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.

ü   Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.

ü   Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.

ü  Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)

   
If you have any clarifications contact 
Sheela@kitchen 
   
Coming to third point in Agenda, Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul's Education? In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam. 
   
Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our C2.0 tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday. 
   
Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad, Can you please drop out from the call? I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM to everyone. 
   
Sheela: Hello Sekar... 
   
Sheela: Hello…Hello… 
   
Sheela: Hello…
   
<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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TWO Choices

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 

 

Good story ;) do give it a read :D n im sure at the end ul have a smile on ur face J J

 

 

 

 

This story has been doing the rounds for some time but is worth the second read - a truly beautiful story!!!

 

TWO  Choices

What  would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look  for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it  anyway. My question is: Would you have made the  same choice?



At  a fundraising dinner for a school that serves  children with learning disabilities, the father  of one of the students delivered a speech that  would never be forgotten by all who attended.  After extolling the school and  its

dedicated staff, he offered a  question:

'When not interfered with by  outside influences, everything nature does, is  done with perfection.

Yet my son, Shay,  cannot learn things as other children do. He  cannot understand things as other children  do.

Where  is the natural order of things in my  son?'

The  audience was stilled by the  query.

The father continued. 'I  believe that when a child like Shay, who was  mentally and physically disabled comes into the  world, an opportunity to realize true human  nature presents itself, and it comes in the way  other people treat that child.'


Then he  told the following story:

Shay  and I had walked past a park where some boys  Shay knew were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do  you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most  of the boys would not want someone like Shay on  their team, but as a father I also  understood that if my son were allowed to play,  it would give him a much-needed sense of  belonging and some confidence to be accepted by  others in spite of his  handicaps.

I approached one of  the boys on the field and asked (not expecting  much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around  for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs  and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he  can be on our team and we'll try to put him in  to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay  struggled over to the team's bench and, with a  broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with  a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart.  The boys saw my joy at my son being  accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth  inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was  still behind by three.

In the top of the  ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in  the right field. Even though no hits came his  way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the  game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear  as I waved to him from the stands.

In the  bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored  again..

Now, with two outs and the bases  loaded, the potential winning run was on base  and Shay was scheduled to be next at  bat.

At this juncture, do the  others let Shay bat and give away their chance  to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was  given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all  but impossible because Shay didn't even know how  to hold the bat properly, much less connect with  the ball.

However, as Shay  stepped up to the
plate, the pitcher,  recognizing that the other team was putting  winning aside for this moment in Shay's life,  moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly  so Shay could at least make contact.

The  first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and  missed.

The pitcher again took a few  steps forward to toss the ball softly towards  Shay.

As the pitch came in, Shay swung at  the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back  to the pitcher.

The game would  now be over.

The pitcher picked up the  soft grounder and could have easily thrown the  ball to the first baseman.

Shay would  have been out and that would have been the end  of the game.

Instead, the pitcher  threw the ball right over the first baseman's  head, out of reach of all team  mates.

Everyone from the stands and both  teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to  first!

Run to first!'

Never in his  life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it  to first base.

He scampered down the  baseline, wide-eyed and  startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run  to second, run to second!'

Catching his  breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second,  gleaming and struggling to make it to the  base.

By the time Shay rounded towards  second base, the right fielder had the ball. The  smallest guy on their team who now had his first  chance to be the hero for his team.

He  could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman  for the tag, but he understood the pitcher's  intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the  ball high and far over the third-baseman's  head.

Shay ran toward third base  deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled  the bases toward home.

All were  screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay, all the Way  Shay'

Shay reached third base  because the opposing shortstop ran to help him  by turning him in the direction of third base,  and shouted, 'Run to third!

Shay, run to  third!'

As Shay rounded third,  the boys from both teams, and the spectators,  were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home!  Run home!'

Shay ran to home, stepped on  the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit  the grand slam and won the game for his  team

'That day', said the father  softly with tears now rolling down his face,  'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece  of true love and humanity into this  world'.

Shay didn't make it to  another summer. He died that winter, having  never forgotten being the hero and making me so  happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother  tearfully embrace her little hero of the day  !


AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO  THIS STORY
:

We all send thousands of  jokes through the e-mail without a second  thought, but when it comes to sending messages  about life choices, people hesitate.

The  crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely  through cyberspace, but public discussion about  decency is too often suppressed in our schools  and workplaces.



If  you're thinking about forwarding this message,  chances are that you're probably sorting out the  people in your address book who aren't the  'appropriate' ones to receive this type of  message Well, the person who sent you this  believes that we all can make a  difference.

We  all have thousands of opportunities every single  day to help realize the 'natural order of  things.'

So many seemingly trivial  interactions between two people present us with  a choice:

Do we pass along a little spark  of love and humanity or do we pass up those  opportunities and leave the world a little bit  colder in the process?



A wise man  once said every society is judged by how it  treats it's least fortunate amongst  them.




You now have two  choices:

1. Delete
2.  Forward

 

 

 

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Never be a Developer

 

 

Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

    "Don't let anyone steal your dreams. Follow your heart, no matter what"

 

 Introduction:

Roshan D'Mello (QA Tester)  
Mukesh Thakur (Developer)  
 
Roshan D'Mello:  Hey Mukesh, there is a bug in your code. Type a text in
username text box and press enter. Beep sound doesn't appear.
 
Mukesh Thakur:  How can that be a bug? There is no requirement that beep
sound should come. Anyway, I will assign it to offshore and get it fixed.
 
 
 After 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : Roshan, bug is fixed. Please verify.
  
 
After another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound is not coming in
some PCs. Sound is coming in my machine, but my colleague Rajat Choudhry
is not getting the sound.
 
 
After another 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. I observed that your friend Rajat Choudhry has
Old IBM machine. Unlike your DELL machine, IBM machines do not have inbuilt
speakers. So, to hear the sound in Rajat Choudhry's machine, please use
head phones and then get the bug closed soon.
 
  
Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because sound tone is
Different across different machines. Sound is coming as 'BEEP' in my machine, but
My colleague Rajat Choudhry who is having IBM machine is getting the sound
as 'TONG'.
 
Mukesh Thakur : Not a bug. Get lost man. What can we do for the bug? The
Two machines are built in such a way that they produce different sounds. Do
You expect the developers to rebuild the IBM processors to make them
uniform?
Please close it.
 
 

Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug because intensity of beep
Sound produced on 2 different DELL machines is different. My machine produces
Beep sound of intensity 10 decibels whereas my friend's machine produces
Sound worth 20 decibels. Fix your code to make the sound uniform across all
machines.
 
 
 
Another 2 days later,
 
Mukesh Thakur :  Once again it is not a bug. I have noticed that the
Volume set is different on the two machines. Ensure that volume is same in both
The machines before I get mad and then close the bug.
 
 
 
Another 2 days,
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I have re-opened the bug.
 
Mukesh Thakur :  What ?? Why? What more stupid reasons can be there for
re-opening?
 
Roshan D'Mello:  Sound intensity is different for machines placed at
different locations (different buildings). So, I have re-opened it.
 
 
 
After 2 days,
 
Mukesh Thakur : I have made some scientists do an acoustical analysis of
the
two buildings you used for testing. They have observed that the
acoustics in the two buildings varies to a large extent. That is why sound intensity
is different across the 2 buildings. So, I beg you to please close the
bugs.
 
 
 
After 1 year
 
Roshan D'Mello :  I am re-opeing the bug. During the year, I requested
The clients to arrange architects to build two buildings with same
Acoustical features, so that I can test it again. Now, when I tested, I found that
intensity of sound still varying. So, I am re-opening the defect.
 
Mukesh Thakur : GROWLLLL.....I am really mad now. I am sure that the
Sound waves of the two buildings are getting distorted due to some background
noice or something. Now I need to waste time to prove that it is because
of background noice.
 
Roshan D'Mello :   No need for that. We will put the machines and run
them in vacuum and see.
 
Mukesh Thakur:   ??


  Result-----------------------


Mukesh Thakur is now in mental asylum while Roshan D'Mello has become QA Manager.

 

 

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Love Is Life

Play the moments. ▌▌ Pause the memories. Stop the pain. ◄◄ Rewind the happiness

 

LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

  "It is better to try and fail than failing to try ,success lies in that attempt itself."

   

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Capitalist side of China

 

Just when you've seen it all....
A Wedding in ShanXi
Traditionally a very poor region of China until the discovery of vast coal deposits.

Have a look at a wedding involving one of the coal boss' family.

OMG !!!




A Ferrari here can only be the escort car!


Wedding limo: Rolls-Royce Phantom







The Groom's house


Part of the dowry (cheque, gold bars and gold rice bowl set)


The Lambo (second one) is also part of the dowry!


Groom with the best men "team"


Picking up the bride


Bride's home


The lucky bride








Part of the escort team


A \3,000 manicure, forget the diamond ring.


Giving the "Open the Door" Red Packets


Receiving the red packets on the other side


Bride's family


The wedding hall




This is one fleet for a wedding on June 20, 2009 in Datong, a major city in Shanxi.
Of course, involving another coal magnate.



F360



40 Porsche Cayennes, Range Rovers, BMW X5 and Audi Q7 are not counted as the wedding fleet, only escorts.


Classic Ferrari 575M






The escort team's job is to go ahead of the wedding fleet to "clear the road"!








The camera team




6 Jeeps as camera team
4 Ferrari leads
4 Rolls Royce main fleet
6 Mercedes
6 Bentleys
20 Audi A8s
Hummer at the back
Cayennes for "odd jobs"!!!!!!! !

 

 

 

 

 

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Restaurants... !!

 

 

Love Is Life

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LIVE while you are alive ...!!!

 

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Wanna go….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 


 

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