Thursday, October 25, 2012

ஆம்பிள்ளைங்கன்னா அப்படித்தான்..!!

1. யாராவது Time கேட்டா.., செல்போனை பார்த்து தான் சொல்லுவாங்க.. ( கையில Watch கட்டி இருந்தாலும் )

 

2. எந்த புத்தகத்தோட அட்டையில அழகா ஒரு பொண்ணு இருந்தாலும்., பேனா கையில கிடைச்சா.,

...அந்த பொண்ணுக்கு மீசை வரைஞ்சிடுவாங்க..

 

3. ஆப்பிள்., ஆரஞ்சு இந்த மாதிரி பழம் கையில எடுத்தா.., தூக்கி போட்டு Catch பிடிப்பாங்க..!

( கண்டிப்பா Catch- Miss பண்ணுவாங்க )

 

4. எங்கயாவது 9 மணிக்கு போகணும்னா., 8.50-க்கு தான் குளிக்க ஓடுவாங்க.."அஞ்சே நிமிஷத்துல ரெடி ஆயிடுவேன்..!"இந்த டயலாக் சொல்லுவாங்க..

 

5. Friend- பார்த்துட்டு வர்றேன்னு போனா., மனைவி Phone பண்ணி கூப்பிடற வரைக்கும் வர மாட்டாங்க ..!

 

6."உன்னாலே., உன்னாலே..!"இந்த படம் இவங்களுக்கு ரொம்ப பிடிக்கும்..!

 

7. Tv- கிரிக்கெட் மேட்ச் பார்த்தாலும் அமைதியா பார்க்க மாட்டாங்க..,"ஏன்டா Leg Side- Ball போடுற"இப்படி எதாவது உளறிட்டே இருப்பாங்க.

 

8.ஏதாவது வாங்கிட்டு வர சொன்னா., மறந்துட்டு வந்துடுவாங்க.. (கடை மூடி இருக்குன்னு பொய் சொல்லி சமாளிச்சிடுவாங்க..! )

 

9. திடீர்ன்னு Walking., Exercise பண்ண ஆரம்பிப்பாங்க.. எல்லாம் 4 நாளைக்கு தான்..

 

10. குழந்தைகளுக்கு Homework சொல்லிக்குடுக்க சொன்னா.., Escape..! ( குழந்தைகளாவது நல்லா படிக்கட்டுமேங்கற நல்ல எண்ணம் தான்..! )

 

பின் குறிப்பு :

இதுல குறைஞ்சது 5 விஷயமாவது ஒத்து வரலையின்னா.., ரொம்ப கெட்டுபோயி இருக்காங்கனு அர்த்தம்..!!

 

நல்ல டாக்டரா போயி பார்க்கிறது நல்லது..!!

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Work Pressure

Side Effects of continuous working…
 

 

I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!

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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants.
And as I finished..

I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
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I don't login to facebook, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
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Yeah sometimes it does happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap waiting for
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !
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Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
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And I - after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre…
 

 

   So avoid working so hard !

 

 

J lol J

 

           

 

 

 

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A Journey called LIFE

A Journey Called LIFE

Amouse looked through the crack in the wall

to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

"What food might this contain?", the mouse wondered.
He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard,

the mouse proclaimed this warning :

"There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"

 

 

The chicken clucked and scratched,

raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse,

I can tell this is a grave concern to you,

but it is of no consequence to me.

I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him,

"There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"

 

 

The pig sympathized, but said,

"I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse,

but there is nothing I can do about it

but pray..

Be assured you are in my prayers."

 

 

The mouse turned to the cow and said,

"There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you,

but it's no skin off my nose."


So, the mouse returned to the house,

head down and dejected,

to face the farmer's mousetrap

. . . Alone.... .

 

That very night

a sound was heard throughout the house

-- the soundofamousetrap catching its prey.

 

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see it.

It was a venomous snake

whose tail was caught in the trap.

 

The snake bit the farmer's wife.

The farmer rushed her to the hospital.

When she returned home she still had a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever

with fresh chicken soup.

So the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard

for the soup's main ingredient:

But his wife's sickness continued.

Friends and neighbours

came to sit with her

around the clock.

To feed them,

the farmer butchered the pig.

But, alas,

the farmer's wife did not get well...

She died.

So many people came for her funeral

that the farmer had the cow slaughtered

to provide enough meat for all of them

for the funeral luncheon.

 

And the mouse looked upon it all

from his crack in the wall

with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear

someone is facing a problem

and you think it doesn't concern you,

remember ---

When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life.

We must keep an eye out for one another

and make an extra effort

to encourage one another.

YOU MAY WANT TO SEND THIS

TO EVERYONE WHOHAS EVER

HELPED YOU OUT...

AND LET THEM KNOW

HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.

 

 

- REMEMBER -

 

 

EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD

IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY.

 

 

OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER

FOR A REASON.

One of the best things to hold onto

In this world is a FRIEND.

 

 

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