Monday, November 26, 2012

New Name for Dragon - Read it from the bottom wen u have time!! - Hillarious

Pls read from bottom of this mail..really worth a smile…..

Ever wondered what ppl in bench do LOL

  


Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:08 PM
Posted To: MCT Leisure
Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject:

 

Enter the Dragon…Pakki Ulle po…J

How would have bruce lee managed that J J

 

Regards,

Karthik Subramanian

 

From: Madhumitha G. M.
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 3:01 PM
Posted To: MCT Leisure
Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject: Dragons

 

We also get dragon cauliflower in H&E…

Then that's PAKKI CAULIFLOWER ???? J J

 

From: Sriram Kumarakrishnan
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 2:46 PM
Posted To: MCT Leisure
Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject: Re:dragons

 

Chicken 65 was once translated as Kozhi 65..

 

Similarly Dragon Chicken can be called as "Pakki Kozhi"

 

 

 

From: Roshan Syed
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:03 PM
Posted To: MCT Leisure
Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject: dragons

 

Pakki thirumbi vandachu…. RETURN OF THE DRAGON JJJ

 

From: Ram Kumar03
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 12:00 PM
Posted To: MCT Leisure
Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject: RE: dragons

 

PAKKI IDHAYAM (Dragon Heart) !!!

 

 


From: Rajesh D K
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:56 AM
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Badhalathil pakki …J dungeons and dragons…

 

 
 

From: Siddarth D
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:55 AM
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Conversation: tamil experts :)
Subject: dragons

 

 

Now that we have a word for dragons…… we can translate all the English stories with dragons to tamil……. Like let us take sleeping beauty….. if I remember right there used to be a dragon protecting her……… so the story line would be…….." SLEEPING BEAUTY WAS PROTECTED BY A PAKKI " LOL JJJJJ


From: Siddarth D
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:51 AM
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Subject: dragons
 

Wow….. crouching puli hidden pakki ……lol

 


From: Ram Kumar03
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:50 AM
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Subject: RE: dragons
 

Hi,

 

If guys are looking for a single Good name.

Then i wud suggest...

 

"Parakum Kanal kakki"

 

 

" PAKKI " J

 

Suggestions Welcome !


From: Mahes Kumaar Ramaraj
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:45 AM
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I was of the view the exact word for crow is "kagam" kaka is colloquial.

Correct me if wrong.

 


From: Siddarth D
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:40 AM
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Subject: dragons
 

Since crow shouts kaa…kaa……. we call it kaka……. In the similar lines…… dragons spit fire with the sound of buszzzzz…….. pronounced as( boo-is) we can call dragons as buss J

 


From: Arun Kumar R08
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:34 AM
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Subject: RE: DRAGONS
 

Since Dragon has many extrodinary powers it can have some "punai peyar" with its name or its characteristics can be its name.. 

crow n cats dun ve any extrodinary powers since they have been called by this name for many genrations.

Correction welcomed

 

 

 

 

 


From: Siddarth D
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:30 AM
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Let's be innovative dragon is a single new word in English not something like flying fire spitter……….. we should try for something like

 

 

 crow---- kaka

 

 cat---- poonai

 

 dragon-- ?

                                                                                                                                                                                               


From: Ram Kumar03
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:22 AM
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Subject: RE: Dragons !!!
 

Hi,

 

We are just trying to Translate the Word 'Dragon' to Tamil. So we need not worry about their Presence or Absence.

Anyways Dragons wud be Happy to get a new name in Tamil ! J !


From: Abhinav R.
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:18 AM
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Exactly…they are mythical creatures found only in tales and fantasies.


From: Arun Kumar R08
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:15 AM
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Subject: RE:
 

Is there any Historical proof of Dragons presence in the past...

i think it's just a creators imagination...

Corrections welcomed

 


From: Murali Krishnan04
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:10 AM
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I suppose dragon also fly....

 

so v can also call it as

 

Parakum Kanal kakki

 

Parakum - flying !

 

clarification also needed for ..Does all dragon fly???!!!

 

 


From: R Sridhar01
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:03 AM
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"Kanalkakki" J
Kanal -> (ka null) Fire

Kakki -> (kak key) Spits in large amount

 

It seems to be in rhythmic effect. J Does all the dragon spits fire? Clarification needed.


From: Ram Kumar03
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 11:00 AM
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Subject: RE: Dragon !!!
 

Hi All,

And while coining a word for Dragon in Tamil, Pls do consider that Snakes doesn't have Limbs. But Dragons have Limbs I suppose.

 

As Dragons blow Fire, I wud suggest 'Theekaki' would be a apt word J.

 

Thee- Fire

Kaki- One who spits something ! J

 

Suggestions Welcome ! 

 

 

 


From: R Sridhar01
Posted On: Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:11 AM
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Referring from the tamil literature "nagam" (naa gha m) is not the correct word used to mention the snake. They used the word "aravam" (a ra vam). One can see this in 'Puranaanuru' works. For dragon we can use "maa naagam"(maa – large in tamil, nagam means serpent). "Maa Nagam" can be used. Corrections are welcomed J

 

 

 


From: Siddarth D
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:04 AM
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NOW THAT WE DON'T HAVE A WORD FOR DRAGON IN TAMIL…… LET US GROW TAMIL….. WE WILL COIN A NAME FOR DRAGON.

 

 


From: Vijayachakravarthy S. P.
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:48 AM
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Dragon is a mythological creature mainly from Chinese and European Culture.

I don't think there is a direct equivalent in Tamil exists.

 

Wikipedia says

 The word "dragon" derives from Greek δράκων (drakōn), "a serpent of huge size, a python, a dragon"            

That explains why they have used Nagam while translating "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon"

 

Otherwise there is an imaginary creature called "Yaazhi" which is extensively used in Dravidian architecture.

As far as I know, Yaazhi is actually a modification of Lion. But I have read somewhere that Yaazhi is similar to Dragon in many aspects.

(I couldn't attach the picture of Yaazhi here. You can google it and compare with dragon J I leave it for you to decide if it is similar or not)

May be we can use 'Yaazhi' as the equivalent for Dragon. J

 

 

 


From: Siddarth D
Posted At: Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:14 AM
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Subject: tamil experts :)
 

Brain teaser for tamil experts  J

 

 

What is the tamil translation for "DRAGON"

 

 

I saw the trailer of " crouching tiger hidden dragon" in sun tv…… where " NAGAM" is used for dragon J…… aint " NAGAM"-------------- COBRA.

 

 

JJJ

 

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A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

Two Choices

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning disabilities, the father of one of the students delivered a speech that would never be forgotten by all who attended. After extolling the school and its
dedicated staff, he offered a question:

'When not interfered with by outside influences, everything nature does, is done with perfection.

Yet my son, Shay, cannot learn things as other children do. He cannot understand things as other children do.
Where is the natural order of things in my son?'

The audience was stilled by the query.

The father continued. 'I believe that when a child like Shay, who was mentally and physically disabled comes into the world, an opportunity to realize true human nature presents itself, and it comes in the way other people treat that child.'

Then he told the following story:

Shay and I had walked past a park where some boys Shay knew, were playing baseball. Shay asked, 'Do you think they'll let me play?' I knew that most of the boys would not want someone like Shay on their team , but as a father I also understood that if my son were allowed to play, it would give him a much-needed sense of belonging and some confidence to be accepted by others in spite of his handicaps.

I approached one of the boys on the field and asked (not expecting much) if Shay could play. The boy looked around for guidance and said, 'We're losing by six runs and the game is in the eighth inning. I guess he can be on our team and we'll try to put him in to bat in the ninth inning.'

Shay struggled over to the team 's bench and, with a broad smile, put on a team shirt. I watched with a small tear in my eye and warmth in my heart. The boys saw my joy at my son being accepted.

In the bottom of the eighth inning, Shay's team scored a few runs but was still behind by three.

In the top of the ninth inning, Shay put on a glove and played in the right field. Even though no hits came his way, he was obviously ecstatic just to be in the game and on the field, grinning from ear to ear as I waved to him from the stands.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, Shay's team scored again.

Now, with two outs and the bases loaded, the potential winning run was on base and Shay was scheduled to be next at bat.

At this juncture, do they let Shay bat and give away their chance to win the game?

Surprisingly, Shay was given the bat. Everyone knew that a hit was all but impossible because Shay didn't even know how to hold the bat properly, much less connect with the ball.

However, as Shay stepped up to the
plate, the pitcher, recognizing that the other team was putting winning aside for this moment in Shay's life, moved in a few steps to lob the ball in softly so Shay could at least make contact.

The first pitch came and Shay swung clumsily and missed.

The pitcher again took a few steps forward to toss the ball softly towards Shay.
As the pitch came in, Shay swung at the ball and hit a slow ground ball right back to the pitcher.

The game would now be over.
The pitcher picked up the soft grounder and could have easily thrown the ball to the first baseman.

Shay would have been out and that would have been the end of the game.

Instead, the pitcher threw the ball right over the first baseman's head, out of reach of all team mates.

Everyone from the stands and both teams started yelling, 'Shay, run to first!

Run to first!'

Never in his life had Shay ever run that far, but he made it to first base.

He scampered down the baseline, wide-eyed and startled.

Everyone yelled, 'Run to second, run to second!'

Catching his breath, Shay awkwardly ran towards second, gleaming and struggling to make it to the base.

By the time Shay rounded towards second base, the right fielder had the ball . the smallest guy on their team who now had his first chance to be the hero for his team .

He could have thrown the ball to the second-baseman for the tag , but he understood the pitcher's intentions so he, too, intentionally threw the ball high and far over the third-baseman's head.

Shay ran toward third base deliriously as the runners ahead of him circled the bases toward home.

All were screaming, 'Shay, Shay, Shay,
all the Way Shay'

Shay reached third base because the opposing shortstop ran to help him by turning him in the direction of third base, and shouted, 'Run to third!

Shay, run to third!'

As Shay rounded third, the boys from both teams, and the spectators, were on their feet screaming, 'Shay, run home! Run home!'

Shay ran to home, stepped on the plate, and was cheered as the hero who hit the grand slam and won the game for his team

'That day', said the father softly with tears now rolling down his face, 'the boys from both teams helped bring a piece of true love and humanity into this world'.

Shay didn't make it to another summer. He died that winter, having never forgotten being the hero and making me so happy, and coming home and seeing his Mother tearfully embrace her little hero of the day!

AND NOW A LITTLE FOOT NOTE TO THIS STORY:

We all send thousands of jokes through the e-mail without a second thought, but when it comes to sending messages about life choices, people hesitate.

The crude, vulgar, and often obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but public discussion about decency is too often suppressed in our schools and workplaces.

If you're thinking about forwarding this message, chances are that you're probably sorting out the people in your address book who aren't the 'appropriate' ones to receive this type of message Well, the person who sent you this believes that we all can make a difference.
We all have thousands of opportunities every single day to help realize the 'natural order of things.'

So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice:

Do we pass along a little spark of love and humanity or do we pass up those opportunities and leave the world a little bit colder in the process?

A wise man once said every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them.

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Read thzzzzz Plzzzzzzzzzzz

               



I(somebody) was walking around in a Big Bazar store making shopping,
when I saw
a Cashier talking to a boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years
old..


The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy
this doll. Then the little boy turned to me and asked: ''Uncle, are
you sure I don't have enough money?''

I counted his cash and replied: ''You know that you don't have enough
money to buy the doll, my dear.'' The little boy was still holding the
doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give
this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so
much . I wanted to Gift her for her BIRTHDAY.


I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this.
'My Sister has gone to be with God.. Daddy says that Mommy is going to
see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with
her to give it to my sister...''

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I
told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I
come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him
where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my
picture with her so my sister won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I
wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go
to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with
sad eyes, very quietly..

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to
his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough
for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'


Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to
sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so
that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted
to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't
dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll
and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'


I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I
started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I
remembered a local

news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a
truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The
little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical
state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the
life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to
recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news
paper that the young woman had passed away.. I couldn't stop myself as
I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where
the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make
last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a
beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and
the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling
that my life had been changed for ever...

The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is
still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a
drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Please DO NOT DRINK & DRIVE.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Forward this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us.... go
ahead and delete this. For the rest of us..... pass this on.

The value of a man or woman resides in what he or she gives, not in
what they are capable of receiving.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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TANJOOBERRYMUTTS :-D

THIS ONE IS A CRACKER !!!  ROFL !!!!

 

 

 

 




By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the
way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......

and you do, don't you!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Father Daughter Conversation on Marriage

 

 


The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....

"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."

The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter.......... all except......
the poor Groom!!

 

 

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A Truthful thought

The day has arrived - Einstein said, and was right....................... Have we reached that day ?

 

  Having a Coffee...

B
  

  

Get together in a restaurant...
 

  

Enjoying the beauty in a Museum...
   

  


Pleasantly Chatting in a cafe' ...
  

  
Enjoying a day at the Beach...
  

  

  

At the Stadium supporting the team...
   

  
  

Having fun with the girlfriend...
 

  

  

Appreciating the Town in a convertible ..
   

  

 

Einstein was right

Albert Einstein: 
"I fear the day when the technology overlaps with our humanity. The world will only have a generation of idiots."
 

 

 

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For All Cricket Loverzzzzzzzz

The making of a cricket ball

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Send it on to someone who is a friend to you . .

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Always try to help a friend in need


 


Believe in yourself




 




Be brave...but it's ok to be afraid sometimes




 




Study hard




 




Give lots of kisses




 




Laugh often




 




Don't be overly concerned with your weight, it's just a number




 




Always try to see the glass half full




 




Meet new people, even if they look different to you




 




Remain calm, even when it seems hopeless




 




Take lots of naps..




 




Be weird whenever you have the chance




 




Love your friends, no matter who they are




 




Don't waste food




 




RELAX




 




Take an occasional risk




 




Try to have a little fun each day.
...it's important




 




Work together as a team




 




Share a joke with friends




 




Fall in love with someone..




 




...and say 'I love you' often




 




Express yourself creatively




 




Be conscious of your appearance




 




Always be up for surprises




 




Love someone with all of your heart




 




Share with friends




 




Watch your step




 




It will get better




 




There is always someone who loves you more than you know




 




Exercise to keep fit




 




Live up to your name




 




Seize the Moment




 




Hold on to good friends; they are few and far between




 




Indulge in the things you truly love




 




Cherish every Sunday




 




At the end of the day... PRAY




 




....... and close your eyes

And smile at least once a day!




 






 

 

 

 

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