Thursday, December 13, 2012

Lighten Up Yourself ;)

 

 

 

 

 



Dad to Tintumon:
 When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.



Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?



Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…



Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.



Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"



Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"



The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program.
"There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn't it be better to hear one at a time?"
Tintumon shouted, "Okay – you start."





PROFESSOR
 
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don't understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"




Techy Tintumon
 PJ
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!


Don't laugh alone,
share with your friends and let them take their Laughing dose for the Day :-)

 

 

 

 

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MIRACLE OF LIFE

 

MIRACLE OF LIFE - A MUST READ 

Twin girls, Brielle and Kyrie, were born 12 weeks ahead of their due date. Needing intensive care, they were placed in separate incubators.

Kyrie began to gain weight and her health stabilized. But Brielle, born only 2 lbs, had trouble breathing, heart problems and other complications. She was not expected to live.


Their nurse did everything she could to make Brielle's health better, but nothing she did was helping her. With nothing else to do, their nurse went against hospital policy and decided to place both babies in the same incubator.

She left the twin girls to sleep and when she returned she found a sight she could not believe. She called all the nurses and doctors and this is what they saw (refer to the picture above). 

As Brielle got closer to her sister, Kyrie put her small little arm around her, as if to hug and support her sister. From that moment on, Brielle's breathing and heart rate stabilized and her health became normal.

A little bit of tender love goes a long way. Show affection to all
J

 

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WOW... LOVE caught on camera

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Job Openings Please Share This..!

Job Openings Please Share This..!

 

 

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HP hiring "Process Associate" for freshers any graduates, Bangalore-December 2012

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Indian Air Force hiring "AFCAT 01/2013-Flying/ Technical / Ground Duty Officers" for B.E/B.Tech/B.Sc graduates, Anywhere in India-Last Date 08 January 2013

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Life Insurance Corporation of India hiring "Direct Sales Executives" for any graduates 12,529 Vacancies anywhere in India-Last date: 28 December 2012

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IBM hiring "Software Engineer- ISTL" for B.E/B.Tech/M.E/M.Tech/MCA/Other graduates, Bangalore-December 2012

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NCR Corporation hiring "Associate Software Engineer" for B.E/B.Tech/M.E/M.Tech/MCA/M.Sc graduates

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Novell Software hiring "QA automation engineer" for freshers B.E/B.Tech/M.E/MCA graduates,Bangalore

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Mphasis Walk-in drive "Associate/Senior Associate" for freshers any graduate, Bangalore-10th to 15th December 2012

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Nice Paintings.....

 

 

























































"When you find a Dream inside your heart, Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow"............

 

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Foreigner Vs Indian........

A FORIEGNER: See how closely , how tightly I have her hands aside me…. See the love we have…..the respect I have for her to make her walk with me and not behind me. But you make ur wife  

                          follow you and see the distance between u both…..

 

AN  INDIAN: HA HA HA!!!!!!! You catch her hands not only because of love also because u never know when she'll leave you for another marriage…  But we Indians go in front because we know that

                   she'll support and follow  ONLY me from behind  till the DEATH… and  walking in front without checking for her presence Is the respect I have fr her as I (believe)know she ll there forever….

 

 

 

 

 

 

But nowadays tradition became a hobby like stamp collecting…….

 

 

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