Thursday, December 20, 2012

Some Laws Einstein missed out - Nice one!!

                                                                            LAW OF QUEUE:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP

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Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF COFFEE:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

 

 

 

 

 

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Please sign and send a strong message. We deserve a good environment - country, work and just about everything....

Hello All,

 

Good Morning, I just signed up for this.  Recent incidents has clearly created panic in the minds of women, spouses, brothers and parents of many young girls. Please sign up so that we can send a strong message and ensure we have a safe environment.

 

https://www.change.org/en-IN/petitions/president-cji-stop-rape-now

 

 

 

 

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If There is no Project in 2013.. Then....?????

"If There will be no project for the year 2013?"

The following are the perceived reactions of some departments
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TCS
  

 
Accenture  


 

WIPRO

 
HCL

 
INFOSYS

 
MAHINDRA SATYAM  

 
POLARIS

 
IBM



 

HEY, WHERE ARE THE 
CTS GUYS ???
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I'M Here:
 
 

CHEERSSSS....!!!..:)      

 

 

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Picture too speaks...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 According to the National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB)

WORST PLACE FOR WOMEN IN INDIA…

1)delhi

2)Hyderabad

3)ahemadabad

4)Bangalore

5)Mumbai

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34)CHENNAI…..

surely Chennai men needs a salute…

 

 

 

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