Thursday, January 31, 2013

Paakka vidunga my lord...:(

 

                                                                                          

 

 

 

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Interesting puzzle ...

Here is a puzzle for you Imagine you are in Africa. You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be its



Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you.    What to do now  .............

THINK

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Sing a Birthday song

 
"Happy Birthday to you….
Happy Birthday to you….
Happy Birthday Dear Lion
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Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!! 

 

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This is not the destination..! <3

Are you walking through a storm?? Can't see the path ahead of you?? This is not your destination so don't stop..keep moving.. you will see the path if you keep moving out of the storm… have a bright day ;)
 
 
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Superb Definitions....!!!!

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.



Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Nurse:
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.



Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'


Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work.


Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.


Father:
A banker provided by nature.
 


Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.


Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


Classic:
Books, which people praise, but do not read.


Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.


Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.


Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.


Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

 

 

 

 

 

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Life in I.T!- The Wild side

Life in I.T!- The Wild side

 

Manager hunting for a new Resource

 

 

 

Team Work ! Together we fall , together we rise

 

Tester after missing a defect !

 

A developer relaxing after a frustrating day at office

 

 

A typical tech talk

 

 

 Performance Review meeting with manager

 

 

 

Need not say .....A typical onsite Client!

 

 

 

Team outing !

 

 

 

Developer after a bug is found in code!

 

 

 

Overtime at Office !

 

 

 

Applying for Leave

 

 

 

Managers reaction on Leave application

 

 

 

 

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PERFORMANCE & not POSITION

 

A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of

 

Heaven ...

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ...

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results
,' shrugs God.


'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'


"It's
PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts."

 

 

 

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Engineers Vs Doctors

Engineers Vs Doctors :

SCENE 1 --------------- ­ --------------- ­ --------

5 engineer buy only 1 ticket, and 5 Doctor

buy 5 tickets.

Doctor's are desperately waiting for TC to

come.....

When TC arrives, all 5 engineer get into one

toilet, so when TC knocks, one hand comes

out with the ticket and the TC goes away.

SCENE 2 :-------------- ­ --------------- ­ -------

Doctor decided, "This time, we will prove that

we are smarter".

5 Doctor buy 1 ticket, engineer don't buy any

ticket at all!

TC arrives....

All Doctor IN ONE TOILET. ALL engineerS IN THE

OPPOSITE TOILET.

One engineer gets out and knocks thedoor

of Doctor toilet. One hand comes out with the

tickets, he takes the ticket and enters

engineers toilet.

TC drives out all the Doctor from the toilet,

and they are heavily fined.

SCENE 3-------------- ­ --------------- ­ --

Now, both the groups are at LONAVALA

Railway Station. Doctors' are planning their

move for a last chance, ... they board the local

train to Pune.

This time, Doctor decide that they will play

the same (1 ticket) trick.

ALL Doctor take 1 ticket ... engineer buy 5

tickets.

TC Comes. All engineer show their tickets,

AND ..........

Doctor are still searching for toilet in the Local

train!!!!! :P

 

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Thank you for improving my Vitamin intake!

Why do I have a variety of friends who are all sodifferent in character?
How is it possible that I can get along with them all?
I think that each one helps to bring out a "different" part of me.

With one of them I am polite. With another I joke - with another I can be a bit naughty...

I can sit down and talk about serious matters with one. With another I laugh a lot. I listen to one friend's problems.
Then I listen to another one's advice for me.
My friends are like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle. When completed, they form a treasure box. A treasure of friends!
Many of them understand me better than I understand myself.
They're friends who support me through good days and bad. Real Age doctors tell us that friends are good for our health.
Dr. Oz calls them Vitamin F (for Friends) and counts the benefits of friends as essential to our well being.
Research shows that people in strong social circles have less risk of depression and terminal strokes.
If you enjoy Vitamin F constantly you can be up to 30 years younger than your real age. The warmth of friendship stops stress and even in your most intense moments, it decreases the chance of a cardiac arrest or stroke by 50%.
I'm so happy that I have a stock of Vitamin F!
In summary, we should value our friends and keep in touch with them.
We should try to see the funny side of things and laugh together and pray for each other in the tough moments.

I know I am one of their friends because their names appear on my computer screen often and I feel blessed that they care as much for me as I care for them.

Thank you for improving my Vitamin intake!

 

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கமல் பேட்டி

கமல் பேட்டி:

 

விஸ்வரூபம் திரைப்படம் தொடர்பாக சென்னையில் பேட்டியளித்த அவர், "என்னுடைய படம் நடக்கும் களம் ஆப்கானிஸ்தான். இது இந்திய முஸ்லிம்களை எப்படி கேலி செய்ய முடியும். என்னுடைய இந்த படத்தை எடுத்திருப்பதாக பெரும் செலவு செய்திருக்கிறேன். என்னுடைய திரையுலகை அனுபவத்தையும் எனக்கு இருக்கும் தொழில்நுட்பத்தை கொண்டும் இந்த படத்தை எடுத்துள்ளேன். இந்தபடத்துக்காக எனது சொத்துக்கள் அனைத்தையும் அடகு வைத்துள்ளேன். படம் ரிலீஸ் ஆகவில்லை என்றால் இப்போது நான் உங்களுக்கு பேட்டி அளித்து கொண்டு இருக்கும் இந்த வீடுஎனது இல்லை. கோர்ட்டில் வழக்கு நடந்தபோது நீதிபதி கேட்டார். ஒருவரின் முதலீடுக்காக நாட்டின் ஒற்றுமையை சீர்குலைக்க வேண்டுமா என்று கேட்டார். நான் இப்போதும் சொல்கிறேன். நாட்டின் ஒற்றுமை தான் முக்கியம். நாட்டுக்காக எனது சொத்துக்கள் அனைத்தையும் இழக்க தயாராக இருக்கிறேன். எனக்கு மதம் கிடையாது, அரசியல் கிடையாது. எனக்கு மனிதநேயம் முக்கியம். மனதில் பட்டதை தைரியமாக எடுத்து சொல்பவன். இந்தப்படம் நிச்சயம் இஸ்லாமியர்களுக்கு எதிரான படம் கிடையாது. எதற்காக எனது படத்தை தடை செய்கிறார்கள் என்று புரியவில்லை. என்னை வீழ்த்தி விடலாம் என்று சிலர் கருதுகின்றனர். நான் விழுந்தால் விதையாக விழுவேன். மீண்டும் மீண்டும் எழுவேன். சுதந்திரப் பறவைகள் வந்தமரும் மரமாக உயர்வேன். இது சோலையாகும், காடாகும். ஆனால் விதை நான் போட்டது. எனது பட வசனமே எனக்கு உதவிக்கு வருகிறது. ஒருவேளை தமிழகம் மதச்சார்ப்பற்ற மாநிலமாக இல்லாமல் போய்விட்டால் நிச்சயம் வேறு ஒரு மாநிலத்தை தேடி போவேன். அதற்காக தமிழகத்தை விட்டு வெளியேறவும் நான் தயார். வேறு மாநிலமும் கிடைக்காவிட்டால் வேறு நாட்டை தேடி போவேன். இன்று படம் பார்க்கச் சென்ற எனது ரசிகர்களை தியேட்டர்களை விட்டு வெளியேற்றியுள்ளனர். அது ஏன் என்று விளங்கவில்லை. என்னிடம் இப்போது எதுவும் இல்லை. இழப்பதற்கு இனி ஒன்றும் இல்லை. எனது ரசிகர்கள் அமைதியானவர்கள். அவர்களில் பலர் முஸ்லிம்கள். அவர்கள் அனைவரும் தொடர்ந்து அமைதியாகவே இருப்பார்கள். கேரளாவில் மலபார், ஐதராபாத்தில் படம் அமைதியாக போய்க் கொண்டிருக்கிறது. என்னைப் பொறுத்தவரையில் எனது நீதி தாமதப்பட்டுள்ளது. பொறுத்திருந்து பார்ப்போம்". இவ்வாறு பேசினார். இதைத் தொடர்ந்து அவரிடம் கேள்வி எழுப்பிய நிருபர் ஒருவர், நீங்கள் தமிழகத்தை வெளியேற வேண்டும் என விரும்புகிறீர்களா என கேள்விக்கு பதிலளித்த அவர், தமிழகம் தான் நான் வெளியேற வேண்டும் என விரும்புகிறது என கமல் வேதனையுடன் தெரிவித்தார்.

 

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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Dogs & Their Ownerss

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dog 02


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 03


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 0 4


 
 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 0 5


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 6


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 0 7


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 8


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

Dog 9


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 

 


 

 


 

 

 


 

 

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