Monday, March 18, 2013

Faith :)

 

 

 

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Thursday, March 14, 2013

When all else failed..!

 

 

 

 

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Friday, March 8, 2013

Why Women are Special???

WHY WOMEN ARE SO SPECIAL . . .

 

 


Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's
getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's
lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the
freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box
levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the
table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes
into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She
picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on
the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She
watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted
out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from
hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend,
addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the
grocery store. She put both near her bag.
Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth
and filed her nails.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish
and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and
the patio light was on.. She looked in on each of the kids and
turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw
some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation
with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next
day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her
6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and
visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV
and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he
did...without another thought.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL.......
(and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)
Send this to
ALL phenomenal women today...they' ll love you for
it!
And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why
women are so special :) .........!                             

God's very own creation! :)

 

 

 

 

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Happy Womens Day..! :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Laugh out Loud

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying

'God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.'

The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye grandpa?'

The little girl said, 'I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.'

The next day grandpa died..

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this:

'God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.'

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say, 'God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.'

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound.

Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said 'I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?'

He said 'I don't want to talk about it; I've just spent the worst day of my life.'

She said 'You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened HERE.

He asked 'What'??????

She said 'This morning our neighbor James suddenly died.' J

 

 

 

 

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After Completing 25 Years in IT Sector

After completing 25 years in IT sector...

 

 


Barbie







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Batman and Robin



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Place your photo after Completing 25 years

 

 

 

 

 

 

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When life trips u up..!

 

                                               

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Cognizant OFF CAMPUS

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Good day :)

 

 

 

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Dont worry

 

 

 

 

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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Gud Morning..!!!

 

 

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A gift of 86400...

 

 

 

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Friday, March 1, 2013

திருமணமானவர்கள் ­ கீழே படிக்கவேண்டாம்

ஒரு பெண்மணி நடு இரவில் தூக்கத்தில் எழுந்து தன் கணவர் அருகில் இல்லாததை உணர்ந்து அவரைத் தேடினார்..!

வீடு முழுவதும் தேடி, கடைசியில் அவர் சமையலையறையில் அமர்ந்திருந்ததை­க் கண்டார், அவருக்கு முன்னால் காபி இருந்தது.

அவர்ஆழ்ந்த சிந்தனையில் சுவரை வெறித்துப் பார்த்தபடி அமர்ந்திருந்தார்.

இடையிடையே கண்ணில் வழியும் கண்ணீரைத் துடைத்தபடி காபியை அருந்திக் கொண்டிருப்பதைக் ­ கண்டார்.

மனம் பதைபதைத்து அவர் அருகில் சென்று, இதமாகக் கையைப் பிடித்து, "என்ன ஆயிற்று? இந்த நடு இரவில் இங்கே வந்து தனியாக அமர்ந்திருக்கிறீர்களே?" என்று கேட்டார்.

கணவன்: உனக்கு நினைவிருக்கிறதா..?

20 வருடங்களுக்கு முன்னால் உனக்கு 18 வயதாகும் போது நாம் இருவரும் தனியாக பார்க்கில் சந்தித்தோமே..?

மனைவி: ஆமாம், நினைவிருக்கிறது.

கணவன் (தொண்டை அடைக்கக் கமறலுடன்): அன்று உன் அப்பாவிடம் இருவரும் மாட்டிக்கொண்டோமே..?

மனைவி: ஆமாம் (கணவரின் கண்களைத் துடைத்து விடுகிறார்)

கணவன்: என் நெற்றிப்பொட்டில் துப்பாக்கியை வைத்து "மரியாதையாக என் பெண்ணைத் திருமணம் செய்து கொள்கிறாயா..?

இல்லை, 20 ஆண்டுகள் உன்னை ஜெயிலுக்கு அனுப்பவா?" என்று உன் அப்பா என்னைக் கேட்டது உனக்கு நினைவிருக்கிறதா..?

மனைவி: அதுவும் நினைவில் இருக்கிறது. அதற்கென்ன..?

கணவன் கண்களைத் துடைத்தவாறு: அன்று என்னை ஜெயிலுக்கு அனுப்பியிருந்தால் இன்று எனக்கு விடுதலை நாள்…!

இதுக்கு அப்புறம் விழுந்தது அடி, கேட்கவா வேணும்…!

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CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN nu thaan KOOPIDANUM

So stressed????  Here comes the captain to entertain you………JJJJJJJJJ

 

 

 

 

 

Father of dinesan!!!

 

Vijayakanth :   Mahatma Gandhi oda pulla peru enna nu theriyuma?


Rajinikanth : Theiyalaye captain. Ungalukku theriyuma?

 

Vijayakanth:  Dinesan. Cha, enna Rajini neenga..

 

Rajinikanth :  ?!?

Vijayakanth:  Chinna vayasula teacher solli kodukkala? Mahatma Gandhi is the father of Dinesan!

Rajinikanth: Dei, Adhu Father of the Nation da..

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Vijayakanth : Dinner treat machi..come to Bobby Ganesan..

Rajinikanth : Come to what?

Vijayakanth : Bobby Ganesan da..

Rajinikanth : I dunno the place...I ll come to ur house...u take me there..

Vijayakanth : What da? u dunno Bobby Ganesan..ok come..
(goes to Vijayakanth's place and goes in his car to that place)

Rajinikanth : dai...it's not Bobby Ganesan...it's Barbeque Nation da...

 

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Vijaykant: yenpa, eda ketalum, Gokula paru Gokula paru nu solranga.
Yaru pa anda Gokul?

Goundamani: dai dappa thalaya
adhu gokul illa da, Google...

 

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Vijaykant: Aey pulle I've tickets 4 inglis movie, wan2 gum?

Girl: which 1?

Vijaykant: "Kaesari yil oil"

Girl: Wat?Show the tickets
Ada Naaye it's
"Casino Royal
                      

 

 

 

JJJ

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Yours Truly, TL

 Appraisal letter from a TL about his team member:

Dear Manager (HR),

Vivek, my assistant programmer, can always be found

hard at work in his cubicle.
Vivek  works independently, without

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Vivek never

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

finishes given assignments on time. Often Vivek takes extended

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

breaks. Vivek is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Vivek can be

classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Vivek be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

sent away as soon as possible.

Signed

Project Leader

And then read the second mail, sent immediately!!!!!

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In second mail same TL wrote:


NB:
That stupid idiot was reading over my shoulder when I wrote the report

sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd lines (1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13)

for my true assessment of him.

 

 

 

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A Story

 

 

The Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?"

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'50gms!'….. '100gms!' …..'125 gms' …the students answered.

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"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"…. .
'Nothing' …..the students said.

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'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students

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"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"
"Your arm could go numb; you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!"
….. Ventured another student & all the students laughed
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"Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" Asked the professor.
'No'…. Was the answer.
"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"
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The students were puzzled.
"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.
"Put the glass down!" said one of the students
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"Exactly!" said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.
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Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache.
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Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
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It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before you go to sleep…

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That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

Moral of the story:

 

So, when you start your day today, Remember friend to 'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY!!!'

 

 

 

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An Awesome Story .......... The Goat And The Horse...

There was a farmer who had a horse and a      

goat…..


One day, the horse became ill

 


so he called the veterinarian, who said:      
                                             
"Well, your horse has a virus.       
He must take this medicine for three days.  I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not  
better, we're going to have to put him down.          
                                             
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.                                  
                                             
The next day, they gave the horse the medicine and left.                        
                                             
The goat approached the horse and said:        
"Be strong, my friend. Get up or else they're going to put you to sleep!                                        
                                             
On the second day, they again gave the horse the medicine and left.          
                                             
The goat came back and said:                  
"Come on buddy, get up or  else you're going to die!                      
Come on, I'll help you get up.
Let's go! One, two, and three..."                  
                                             
On the third day, they came to give the horse the medicine and the vet said:      
                                             
"Unfortunately, we're going to have to put him down tomorrow.                        
Otherwise, the virus might spread and infect the other horses".                  
                                             
After they left, the goat approached the horse and said:                            
"Listen pal, it's now or never!                
Get up, come on! Have courage!                
Come on! Get up! Get up!                      
That's it, slowly! Great!                      
Come on, one, two, and three... Good, good.        
Now faster, come on...... Fantastic! Run, run
more!                                          
Yes! Yay! Yes! You did it, you're a champion...!"        


              
All of a sudden, the owner came back,    saw the horse running in the                  
field and began shouting:                      
                                             
It's a miracle! My horse is cured.  We must have a grand party. Let's kill the goat!!!!

 


                                             
The Lesson:
                                   
Nobody truly knows which employee actually deserves the merit of success, or who's actually contributing the necessary support to make things happen.                        
                                             

Remember:                                      

LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL   !!!                                      
                                             
If anyone ever tells you that your work is unprofessional, remember:                  
                                             
Amateurs built the Ark
[which saved all the species]                                                              
and                                                                                      
 

Professionals built the Titanic [all died tragically] 

 

 

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WOW Facts of Life.....

Try to read this it's worth reading….

 

 

The statements recorded below are outcomes of science and psychological studies…helps better to understand the reasons behind acts and it effects, the list may be somewhat lengthy, but hope it will make you curious as you move over…..check it out

 

·        A hug that lasts for 20 seconds releases oxytocin, which can make someone trust you more.

 

·        Depressed people actually dream up to three times as much as non-depressed people.

 

·        Men and women who listen to music more often tend to be better communicators.

 

·        The feeling of loneliness is processed in the same part of the brain as physical pain.

 

·        Blue color has a calming effect, releases calming hormones in the brain.

 

·        Cursing when you're hurt helps to reduce the pain.

 

·        Listening to 'sarcastic' people daily will make you more creative.

 

·        The higher your I.Q. the more you dream.

 

·        Hearing someone call out your name when nobody has actually called out your name, is a sign of a healthy mind.

 

·        Emotional pain lasts for 12 minutes, anything longer than that is considered to be self-inflicted.

 

·        Over 80% of the time, it's not the actual person you miss, but the moments you created with that individual.

 

·        Faking a smile can actually increase and boost your mood.

 

·        A psychological study found that men often find funny women intimidating.

 

·        Ants go to war similar to humans. They use even more advanced strategies such as sending the weaker ants out to fight first.

 

·        The average woman will pack about 26 items in her suitcase that she'll never need.

 

·        When a person dies, their sense of hearing is the last to go.

 

·        You are more creative late at night and less creative in the afternoon.

 

·        Kissing can speed up your metabolism. Couples that engage in 3 to 5 kisses per day are less likely to be overweight.

 

·        Studies found that children who are better liars, tend to become more successful adults.

 

·        Listening to music is actually one of the few activities that uses the entirety of the human brain.

 

·        Insecure people are more likely to hate people that they barely even know.

 

·        Over-thinking about something slows down your brain.

 

·        Speaking more than one language makes your brain more agile and also increases your IQ.

 

·        Gossip actually triggers the part of a woman's brain that is associated with pleasure and happiness.

 

·        Women prefer men with a good sense of humor because it's associated with intelligence and honesty.

 

·        Pain can completely change the way a person looks at and deals with their everyday life.

 

·        Fear momentarily improves your vision and decision-making ability.

 

·        Talking to yourself has been proven to actually make you smarter.

 

·        The brain is a powerful thing. Worrying about getting sick can actually make you sick.

 

·        Singing helps the human mind to avoid depression as well as anxiety.

 

·        If you talk to someone while walking together, your footsteps will eventually synchronize with each other.

 

·        70% of people lay in bed at night remembering past conversations, imagining what they should have said instead.

 

·        Kids who took music lessons have higher IQs.

 

·        Chocolate lowers cholesterol, relieves stress, strengthens the immune system, and reduces anxiety.

 

·        Smiling is contagious. Do it more often.

 

·        Girls who have more 'guy friends' than 'girl friends' go through less depression and anxiety.

 

·        Napping after learning something new actually help store it permanently in your mind.

 

·        Over 70% of people will see things in their dreams, and then at some point later see the same thing in real life.

 

·        psychological studies suggest, when you can't stop thinking about someone, it's likely because they're thinking about you as well.

 

 

 

 

 

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