Wednesday, January 2, 2013

Funny Job Application..!

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INSTALLING HUSBAND!

INSTALLING HUSBAND! 

A woman writes to the IT Technical support..... 

Dear 
Tech Support 

Last year I upgraded from 
Boyfriend 5.0 toHusband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewellery applications , which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, 
Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 ,MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1. 

Conversation 8.0 
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. 

Please note that I have tried 
runningNagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

Signed, 
Wife 1.0 


REPLY 


DEAR Madam 


First, keep in 
mind,Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter
command:ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update 
If that application works as 
designed,Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 andFlowers 3.5... 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to 
Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that 
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall 
theBoyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. 

In summary, 
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. 
We 
recommend:Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

 

 

 

       

 

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Belated wishes..! Happy New Year

 

As the old year comes to meet the New Year, sending you my greetings

 

 

 

We will open the book.  Its pages are blank. 

We are going to put words on them ourselves. 

The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day. 

~Edith Lovejoy Pierce

 

 

 

 

 

 

Resolve - To enjoy and live life to the fullest

Resolve - To make each day bloom with self happiness

Resolve - To smile through all passing seasons

Resolve - To a new beginning!!

 

 

Wish you 12 months of health and happiness

And 365 days if togetherness with loved ones!

 

Wishing that the New year brings you

New Hope, New Success and Many new reasons to Smile!!

 

Wishing that all colors of Success and Good Luck

Follow you in every step of your life!

 

 

 

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Belated Happy New Year 2013!!

Wishing you n your family a Very Happy, Prosperous and Promising New Year 2013!!!

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Belated Happy New Year - 2013

 

 

 

 

 

                  Carry A Heart that Never Hates...

                  Carry a Smile that Never Fades...

                  Carry a Touch that Never Hurts...

                  Carry a Friendship that Never Fails

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