Friday, January 4, 2013

Men are Honest - Funny story

Men are Honest (Funny story.. :D :D..)

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."


The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."
J

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others..!! J

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RIP: Pray for the Girl!! - With Tears

POOR GIRL'S LAST 5 MINS :'(
I AM SORRY MOM I CAN'T FIGHT MORE
(CRY OF A RAPE VICTIM)
I still remember mom when once youand dad
asked me what I need to do in my lifeI replied you
I will reduce the pain of other's people and I became a physiotherapist ­ so that I can try my level
best to reduce the pain of others.
But today I am not able to resist my own pain.
Doctors are slashing my body parts for the fifth time
... like they were never the parts of my body…it is
paining a lot mom I am not able to breathe properly and they attached me with oxygen cap.
please tell the doctors not to give me the
anesthesia mom.
I am scared I don't want to close my eyes. If I close
my eyes it takes me to that scary phase of my life
where I was being cut into pieces I was just bunch of flesh which was being continuously chopped by
those animals. Those faces were very scary mom
they were like those hungry animals who were
biting at every parts of my body.
I don't have courage to look myself inthe mirror.
Mom please break all the mirrors nearby me. Pls take me to bath. I
want to bath. I want to sit under the shower for
years mom so that I can wash those inhuman
touch which has made me hate my own body.
I tried to go towards bathroom but my stomach
pain didn't allow me to move myself. I can't raise my head to see you
standing outside through door glass.
When someone enter in my room I feel very scared
mom. my heartbeats gets faster my eyes searches
for you. please be around me. I don't want to be
alone. Mom these medical instrumentbeeps are haunting
in my brain. they sound like those unhelping traffic
sounds which muted my cry and pleads which I
was doing that time mom. The silence of this room
reminds me of that silence when I was thrown on
deserted road. I don't know what happened but I was feeling very much cold the same way like a
person shivering with very high temperature. Mom
do you remember once when dad slapped me in
childhood how much you fought with him until
dad didn't bring my favorite chocolate…Where ­ is
dad, mom? I can't see him...is he ok mom ???
Please don't let him cry mom. Do you remember
once how dad got angry on you when you used to
shout on me for anything?
They have beaten me and my dearestfriend with
some metal. It was paining a lot mom. I saw how he was bleeding to save me but they were coward
rascals. They kept on beating him together till he
didn't collapse and then they scratched every parts
of my body repeatedly mom.
You always taught me to fight with the difficult
situations but I am very weak in this situation. please hold my hand.
I want to sleep please put my head inyour lap.
Please wash my body.
Give me some pain killer my stomach is paining.
Please tell doctor not to cut more parts of my body.
its paining a lot. I am sorry mom I can't fight
more..!
Share it frndz till it bcumz d voice of whole nation..!

 

Rest in peace Nirbhaya...we shall carry forward your fight!!

 



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Divorce cakes LOL

We all have heard about marriage cakes, but what is this divorce cake ?????







 

 

 

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Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character- Albert Einstein

The Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went further than ever. The further the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go further and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh-tasting fish to Japan .

How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh!

Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull ? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. Don't create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go!

'Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character' - Albert Einstein

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Men are Honest

Men are Honest (Funny story.. :D :D..)

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."


The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked..
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others..!!

 

 

 

 



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