Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Naduvula Konjam Pakkaththa Kaanoom..!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Funny Definitions of Designations  LoL 

Definitions of Designations:-

 

  • Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

http://www.project-management-software.biz/images/how-to-select-a-project-manager-2.jpg

  • Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

http://pmtips.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ProjectManager.jpg

  • Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

http://www.opintoluotsi.fi/File/e9d1b4ea-0909-481d-bac2-cd345e5b4f0a/Project+manager+Luymes.jpg

  • Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Photo of Confused Kid in Red Baseball Cap

 

  • Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

http://www.uipatent.com/marketing.jpg

  • Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

http://www.alleghenydistrict.com/images2/resource.JPG

  • Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

http://memorialclub.org/memorialclub/upld_files/hoa0001/f1000072_documents.gif

  • Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

http://www.europeunit.ac.uk/sites/europe_unit2/resources/quality-assurance.jpg

  • Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

http://dvice.com/assets_c/2009/05/call_quality_person-thumb-550xauto-17840.jpg

  • HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

http://www.infowit.com/images/time_graphic.jpg

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Amitabh Bachchan's photoshoot with his dog Shanouk

 

 

                                                       

 

 

 

 

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FUNNY WEDDING QUERY..!!!

Wedding Query........ ........

HUSBANDS QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT
Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND
Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND
Sisters =Full



SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM
FatherInLaw

UPDATE
MyBankAccout

SET
MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATE
MyLocker

SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:


DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

 

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