Tuesday, January 22, 2013

The Art of Rock Balancing

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Shiva Trilogy 3

Hi Guys,

 

The most awaited book of the year Siva triologypart 3 will be releasing on Feburary 26. You can preorder in Flipkart.com now for just Rs.245, Hurry for ur copy now.

 

The Oath of the Vayuputras: Shiva Trilogy 3 (Paperback)

 

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Are your SMART enough ???

A PRE-SCHOOL TEST FOR YOU


Which way is the bus below traveling?

To the left or to the right?

 

Can't make up your mind?

Look carefully at the picture again.

Still don't know?

 
 
 
 

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Primary school children were shown this picture and asked the same question.

90% of them gave this answer:

"The bus is traveling to the right.."

When asked, "Why do you think the bus is traveling to the right?"

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


They answered:

 


"Because you can't see the door to get on the bus."

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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha................................. See where u stand….all
have studied…engineering!  no use…
How do you feel now??? 

 

 

 

 

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FACTu FACTu FACTu :)

 

 

 

 

 

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Stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations... and irritated answers


1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:-

Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-

Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-

No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-

Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-

Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-

Is ! the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:-

No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-

Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-

Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-

No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-

Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-

No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-

Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-

Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-

No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-

Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-

Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

 

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FUNNY WEDDING QUERY..!!!

Wedding Query........ ........

HUSBAND'S QUERY

CREATE PROCEDURE
MyMarriage (
BrideGroom Male (25) ,
Bride Female(20) )

AS
BEGIN


SELECT
Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire'

AND
Count(Car) > 20 AND HouseStatus ='ThreeStoreyed'
AND
BrideEduStatus IN (B.TECH ,BE ,Degree ,MCA ,MBA) AND Having Brothers= Null

AND
Sisters =Full



SELECT
Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance

FROM
FatherInLaw

UPDATE
MyBankAccout

SET
MyBal = MyBal + FatherInLawBal


UPDATE
MyLocker

SET
MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherInLawGold

INSERT INTO
MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')
END
GO

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Then the wife writes the below query:


DROP
HUSBAND;
Commit;

 

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Check this OUT!

 

Click  on this link   >>>>>>>  Wonderful Clock  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My First Love

A Farewell Note

I have a strong heart. But that doesn't mean I don't love him or his family any less. And yet he is leaving me.

I still remember the words he uttered when he first proposed "You are going to be my love and no one can take
you away from me". That was 8 years ago. What happened to his promise now?

8 years ago

I was with my friends at Xavier's street when I saw this Guy crossing the road with a calm look on his face. The moment he saw me, he stopped, gave me a stare and then there was all smiles on his face. He had a charming look which gave an added attraction to his face. I kind of liked him at first sight. And he started walking towards me. I was a bit surprised. I didn't know how to react with people around me. "Is this called love at first sight?"

He stood right beside me, cleared up his throat and said "You look very beautiful. I know if I am going to miss this opportunity of talking to you, I will miss you forever. I would like you to be mine"

This is the first time he is seeing me and frankly I admired his guts. However, I didn't reply back.

A week later he met me at the same place and offered me to drive to his place. I couldn't object this time. I felt he was the right person for me. I didn't think what the future lies, but knew I was in safe hands.

He drove me to his home and once in, he gave a formal proposal "You are going to be my love and no one can take you away from me". The way things progressed looked weird but I kind of loved it, being an adventurous type myself.

He rang his parents the same day and told "Remember the other day I was telling you. She has joined me today". I could understand that his parents were all the more happy and very much eager in meeting me.

Exactly three days later their parents came and I could see the ecstasy in their faces. We had a gala of a time having long drives, fun and what not. Time passed by with lots of fun.

Back to Present

My health started deteriorating. His interest towards me started reducing. I came to know that he started showing his interest on someone else. How could anyone do this? The way he approached, the way he proposed, the love he and his family have showered I thought I could live with him forever. And now I feel deserted just because my health has started deteriorating.

He started ignoring me altogether for the last 3-4 week.

It's been exactly 8 years since we met. And now he has found his new love. He came to me with tears in his eyes.
He wrote these fine words in a piece of paper called the farewell note "You will always remain my first love" .

I knew time has come for me to bid goodbye to him. Yes I am the SANTRO, his first car, where he first met me in the showroom at Xavier's street, paid advance to the showroom manager the first day he met and exactly one week later paid the rest of the amount and drove me to his house.

 

 

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See 'n' Smile...

I am also in Q



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''Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!"

Hi Friends,

 

Good Evening

 

 

The Charlie Schulz Philosophy

(This is  marvelous!!Scroll thru slowly and read carefully to receive and enjoy full effect)

 

 

The  following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the  creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip.

 

 

You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just ponder on them.

 

Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.

 

 

1. Name  the five wealthiest people in the  world.

 

2. Name  the last five Heisman trophy winners.

 

3. Name  the last five winners of the Miss America pageant.

 

4  Name  ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

 

5. Name  the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.

 

6. Name  the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

 

 

How did you do?

 

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.

 

These are no second-rate achievers.

 

They are the best in their fields.

 

But the applause dies.

 

Awards tarnish.

 

Achievements are forgotten.

 

Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

 

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

 

 

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

 

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

 

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

 

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.

 

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

 

 

Easier?

 

 

The lesson:

 

The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with themost credentials, the most money...or the most awards.

 

They simply are the ones who care the most

 

 

Pass this on to those people who have either made a difference in your life, or whom you respect more, like I did.

 

'Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia !'

 

 

''Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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