Thursday, February 7, 2013

What Movies teached us..!

 

 

 

 

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A software engineer story (Updated with Images :P)

A Junior Software engineer, a Senior Software engineer and their Project Manager are on their way to a Lunch.  
 


On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.  

 


The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each".
 

 


So the eager Junior Software engineer shouted, I want the first wish.
I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff" and he was gone.
 

 

 


Now the Senior Software engineer could not keep quiet and shouted
" I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff" and he was also gone.


 


The Project Manager calmly said,
" I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 1.30pm"


Moral of the story is: "Always allow the boss to speak first!!!"
JJ 
 

 

 

 

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whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe?

In 1902, a professor asked his student whether it was God who created everything that exists in the universe ?

Student replied: Yes

He again asked: what about evil ?

Has God created evil also?

The student got silent....

Then the student requested that may he ask a question for him?

Professor allowed him to do so.

He asked: Does cold exist

Professor said : yes ! Dont u feel the cold dear

Student said: I'm sorry but ur wrong sir.

Cold is a complete absence of heat..

There is no cold, it is only an absence of heat.

Student asked again: Does darkness exist ?

Professor said: yes !

Student replied: ur again wrong sir.

There is no such thing like darkness. Its actually the absence of light. Sir ! We always study light & heat, but not cold & darkness.

Similarly, the evil does not exist.

Actually it is the absence of love, faith & true belief in God.

That student was Albert Einstien...!!!

 

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Brilliant Answers

Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died ?..

Ans.- In his Last Battle..

Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed ?..

Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans.- Marriage..

Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans.- Liquid State..

Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake

 

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