Wednesday, May 8, 2013

LOL Collectionnnn :D:P

 

 

The Touching Speech

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter,
ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to
carry them all, so they decided that one had to drop off.

Otherwise they were all going to fall.

They were not able to choose that person, but
then the woman made a very touching speech.

She said that she would voluntarily let go of
the rope, because as a woman, she was used to
giving up everything for her husband and kids,
and for men in general, without ever getting
anything in return.

As soon as she finished her speech, all the men
started clapping their hands...!!!
:P

 









 

 

 

Telling a lie is

A fault for a little boy

An art for a lover

An accomplishment for a bachelor

A matter of survival for a Married Man..!!!!!

 

 

 

Latest Research:

Boys always remain faithful to their girlfriend…

But

Which girlfriend???

That's still a topic of research…!!! :P

 

 

Simple Operation

 

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor…!!!!!

 

 

Pick-up Lines and Replies

  1. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
    SHE: Okay, get out!
  2. HE: I think I could make you very happy
    SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
  3. HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
    SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
  4. HE: Can I buy you a drink?
    SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
  5. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
    SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
  6. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
    SHE: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.
  7. HE: Can I have your name?
    SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?
  8. HE: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
    SHE: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
  9. HE: Is this seat empty?
    SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

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Real Kerala...

Real Kerala…..

 

Beautiful………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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Good morning and happie weekend

 

 

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Be(A)ware of Waxed Paper cups - USE your OWN cups in cafeteria: :)

Hi Guys,

 

I thought this is worth sharing to save our self from the common mistake we do.

 

Some people had been afflicted with gastrointestinal distress for a long time, and couldn't figure out what was wrong with them. Doctors also had a hard time identifying the source of the discomfort, until they got a personal history from these patients. Patients were routinely drinking hot drinks like coffee, tea and cocoa from paper cups. The paper cups are impregnated with wax to make them waterproof. The hot liquid melts some of the wax, which is ingested then builds up along the digestive tract.

Read more: Health Hazards of Paper Cups | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/info_8527801_health-hazards-paper-cups.html#ixzz2QiNEvhyu

 

 

Tips : Use ceramic cups or Glass cup for any Hot liquid intake.

 

 

 

 

Kindly use your own cups in cafeteria…

 

 

Go Green.. Go Safe…

 

 

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Sachin the Hero..!

·         When I was 5 years old, watching live match,
I asked my father "who is he....?"

He replied- Sachin......Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.....Mast khelto..
.
... When I was 8 years old, we startd to learn how to play cricket by copying him....
.
@ the age of 15 we were struggling for board exams, and he was playing cricket for
nation.....He was our Hero....
.
@age of 24- got job n next day Saw Sachin lifting World Cup for India :)
.
Today I m on the way to office.....can't recall when i
played last match on ground.....he is still playing for Nation.....
.
Just one wish....after few years, my son should ask me,while watching live match,
"who is he...?".

And my answer will be--Sachin......Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar.....and he is just awesome

 

 

 

 

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ROFL :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just coz..

 

 

 

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